I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
not even close…
not even a little bit…
not even at all.
"i see you read my message so why aren’t you replying" the graphic novel
"you take 5 hours to type and then send a two letter response" a movie adaptation
"im sorry i just procrastinate my replies and then i feel like crap but i still don’t do anything" the movie companion
why doesn’t this website love Miranda Hart like??
she’s the queen I mean
lets not forget this gem
she understands me
oh and yeah
can I get a ‘spirit animal!’ over here??
Same girl, same
my thought process exactly
oh and um yeah
basically she has this show called Miranda on BBC and you should watch it bc perf.