[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “’3 OUT OF 4 SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINES ARE FREE.”
Bottom Text: “BUT I’D RATHER STAND IMPATIENTLY NEXT TO THE ONLY ONE IN USE.”]
People are their own worst enemies at self-checkout machines, I swear to god.
"I’m not that much of a leg man. Per say."
“But let’s not extend that thought. Of course, if I was a woman what kind of legs would I have?”
*Thinks for a moment*
Camera man asks, “Sturdy?”
“Um, no..not sturdy. Umwell, if you had the choice would you go for sturdy? I wouldn’t just go for sturdy….maybe Steffi Graph. She had good legs. She had great legs- even in sneakers! How about that.”